#LongHairProblems

If you know me .. you know my hair!! Sometimes even a little too close and personal! 

Ask my TallGuy and he will tell you that he has found my hair in the most unmentionable places!

#1

How long is your hair??

Ok .., person who is standing in front of me asking me this >> It is as long as it seems to be .. not an single inch longer or shorter!! 

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#2

Can I touch your hair??

Please understand that not everyone gets this >privilege< .. you approach me with sticky fingers or a pair of scissors it will be a definite "NO!"

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#3

Doorknobs

Dear Doorknob!

I do not like you! Stop sneaking up on me and attacking my hair! 

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#4

Seatbelts

Another natural enemy of long hair! Someone told me that seat belts are supposed to be protecting your safety! ... Ummm .. I beg to differ!! I have experienced sever head trauma just putting them on or off!!!!!

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#5

My hair is a Weapon!

Beware!! Please keep your distance ,, because I have smacked people with my ponytail!

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#6

BubbleGum

Marilyn Monroe makes blowing bubblegum just so beautiful .. 

but beware .. BubbleGum is a vicious character!!

and HE WILL GET YOU EVERY TIME!!

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#7

Cousin IT and Kayako

Yeah .. you already know where this is going!!!! right??

.. and here is ME on an average hair-day! .. see the resemblance??

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#8

#EEEEEEEEEEW .. SPIDER!!!

Oh wait ... just a mini-hairball! .. but still EEEEEEEEEWWW!!!!

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#9

Hair Blowing in the Wind

You won't catch me on a windy day without my trusty ole scrunchy!!!!!!

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#10

FIIIIIRE!!!!

And here is my reaction when someone flicks a lighter next to me!!!

.. of course I act the same around candles .. matches .. BBQ's .. and even my own gas-stove! 

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I know I am not alone with my #LongHairProblems and this might turn into a monthly blog-thingy!

LOL .. NEVER!!!!!!!!!